Today I was drinking some iced tea. I had only sucked a small amount through the straw, and when I pulled the straw out of my mouth, I continued to keep my lips tightly pursed and draw as much air through them as possible.
The tea gurgled and bubbled in my mouth and produced a high-frequency noise that, to me, sounded like radio static. This idea continued to evolve in my mind until I was imagining myself as a squarish, silver robot, and the static I was hearing was my master trying to contact me.
Man I’m weird.