June was National Pride Month, and even though the glitz and glitter of the festivals and parades has long been swept out of the streets I still feel like celebrating. You’ve seen so many articles about the sexiest women in video games, and now in honor of National Pride Month this second edition of RoboGay is being dedicated to the hottest guys in games.
5. Commander Shepard (Generic): Mass Effect
With that square jaw, high cheek bones, and smoldering eyes Commander Shepard is one good lookin’ dude. Never mind the scars on a Renegade Commander Shepard’s face; it just makes him look more rugged!
4. Master Chief: Halo
Instead of giving up all of your goodies at once, it’s best to leave a little something to the imagination, and Master Chief takes that to a whole new level. What lurks behind that gold visor; the chiseled face of an Adonis, or does he look more like the Crypt Keeper?
3. Wolverine: X-Men Origins: Wolverine
Despite only having the spotlight in one game, Hugh Jackman as Wolverine is easily one of the sexiest things to happen to a video game in a long time. I have evidence to back my claim up; the hard-hitting, investigative news publication People Magazine named him The Sexiest Man Alive, after all!
2. Sam Fisher: Splinter Cell
I’ve always been a sucker for a man with a beard! Add to that his piercing gaze ability to lurk in the shadows and his startling prowess with a silenced pistol, and you’ve really got the whole package with Sam…as long as he can keep his knife sheathed!
1. Travis Touchdown: No More Heroes
Cool hair, great sense of style, and a huge, pulsating…beam katana puts Travis at the top of the list. Plus we share a love of cats, and he has a really bitchin’ motorcycle to boot. He has a lame sense of humor, but it is akin to my own so that must be forgiven.
Well that wraps up my picks for the top five hottest guys in video games. I would love to hear some feedback about who should stay on the list and who should go. Leave me your thoughts in the comment section below!