Oct 282008
 

Subject: FW: Don’t Go to The Bathroom…

Date: Tue, 28 Oct 2008 06:40:29 -0400

Don’t go to the bathroom on October 31st. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 31st will be bitten on the butt by an alligator. Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American’s toilet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.

I usually don’t send things like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife has a hairdresser whose husband buys hot-dogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who’s drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. Please forward to everyone that you care about.

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